Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I loved Not Me! Monday. Airing our more embarrassing moments (and there are plenty of them with small children around) is so therapeutic. Helps us remember that we're all just out here doing the best we can. Alright, so here we go!
This morning, I definitely did not get lost in Wilmington on my way home from The Birth Center. Nope, not me. I have been to TBC at least twenty times. I know exactly how to get home. I also did not stay lost for over half an hour, ending up first in Little Italy, then in Elsmere. When I finally got out of the city, I did not consider breaking my promise to my son that we would go to the mall playground after mommy's appointment. It would not even cross my mind to make my son suffer the loss of his promised treat because of his mommy's stupidity.
Just now, as I was typing this, I definitely did not just knock over an entire glass of water, soaking not only the coffee table and carpet, but also my waterbirth consent form. Ironic, no?
Now it's your turn! What embarrassing things have you not been up to this week?